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STX Hoodez Vehicle Ornament - Maryland

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FEAR THE TURTLE

You're riding along, minding your own business when some crazy driver cuts you off. You instinctively lay on the horn because the dude nearly made you wreck.

Naturally, you both get caught at a red light. Here we go. Speed Racer gets out of his station wagon and approaches your car, no doubt looking to give you a piece of his feeble mind.

Suddenly, he stops mid-stride and a look of sheer horror overtakes his face. Dude is white as a ghost. He's looking at your STX Maryland Lacrosse hood ornament.

"Excuse me sir, I just wanted to apologize for my reckless driving. Have a nice day and drive safe," he stutters.

Everyone fears the turtle.

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